- Peeps.... Who the hell thinks pure sugar cane coated marshmallows are a good idea? They should come with a free oral hygiene screening. That's whack!
Usually, peeps are found hiding out in my Easter basket. They can be found buried in the faux grass that I tend to find even months after Easter. It is most often the culprit for clogging up the vacuum, and sometimes, I even wake up with it wedged between my toes as it finds its way under the sheets.
This year I'm 86ing the whole Easter basket idea. It actually insults my intelligence. As if an Easter Bunny comes to my house in the wee hours of the night and drops off a bucket full of unhealthy treats. Take the shit to the homeless shelter! Most of the homeless population doesn't have a full set of teeth, so I say, let them deal with the peeps.
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